I've Got Shingles...Who Could Ask For Anything More?

"The Shingles Jingles"

Anyone who mingles
With a person who has shingles
Feels some painful tingles
From their head down to their fingles.

It may seem outrageous,
But that person is contageous!
So if you're elderly
Or contracted HIV,
Please, just don't go near
Because it's chicken pox you'll fear!

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The Company-Mandated Phone Greeting Example:

"Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks for calling Game Zone, where for only five dollars you can reserve Britney's Strip Tease for the Game Boy Advance, rated 'E' for 'everyone,' coming out October 8th or the mature-rated first-person shooter Mickey and Goofy's Prison Break for the Playstation 2 coming out in time for Thanksgiving on November 15th, and where you can trade in all of your disgustingly dirty, broken, roach-infested and disease-spreading used games and consoles that we honestly don't want and we will pay virtually nothing for, and where you can get a discount on all the used games and consoles you actually buy with our exclusive game zone card that we'll be sure to force upon you repeatedly at the checkout counter until you acquiesce and your soul is finally ours...my name is Marge, how may I help you?"

*click*

Now THAT is good marketing.

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Helga says: "Don't be rudel, eat streudal."